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Community Post: The 21 Stages Of A Friday Workday

You’ve been waiting all week, and it’s finally FRIDAY!

You are SO READY to get work out of the way.

Only a few measly emails stand between you and happy hour.

1. You roll into the office with your Friday swagger.

Oh yeah.

2. “Time to get everything out of the way!” you think.

3. But then you remember it’s Friday. So, like…

Nope. Never mind.

4. 9:15 isn’t too early for a social media interlude, right?

5. You’ve done some great time-wasting. It’s probably almost lunch!

7. Guess you’d better answer some of those emails.

8. Someone has emailed you an urgent request?! On Friday?!



10. Good work. It’s almost noon! Reward yourself with tasty noms.

Calories don’t count on Friday, so have some extra.

11. Oh dear. You’ve gone too far.

The food coma. It’s here.

12. And now it’s time for a meeting.

Then another.

13. You feel you’ve hit a wall.


15. But you have to pull yourself together, damn it!


17. Just get in your zone.

18. Get your shit DONE.

19. Everyone believes in you.

Especially Chuck Norris.

20. Soon enough, you’ll be out the door…

21. …and drunk enough to dance.

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Meet The 800-Year-Old Golden Rhinoceros That Challenged Apartheid South Africa

The ConversationIt may be small enough to sit in the palm of your hand, but even now nearly 800 years after it was lost to sight in what is now South Africa the Golden Rhinoceros of Mapungubwe has powerful symbolism. Its a representation of one of the regions most physically powerful animals the rhinoceros and one of the regions most enduring symbols of power gold.

And, on the eve of its first trip out of the country for a new exhibition in the UK, it bears witness to a powerful and sophisticated kingdom that existed in Africa hundreds of years before white settlement.

The Lydenburg Head. Iziko Museums of South Africa, Social History Collections, Author provided

The golden rhinoceros was recovered in 1934 from a royal grave at the site of Mapungubwe in northern South Africa close to the border of Zimbabwe. Its creation in the 13th century is a reflection of the wealth of the state of Mapungubwe, southern Africas earliest known kingdom.

Mapungubwe is thought to have emerged as the capital of the kingdom from 1220 to 1290, largely because of its control of the gold trade with the coastal Swahili settlement at Kilwa Kisiwani almost 2,000 miles away to the north-east in what is today Tanzania.

Long distance trade in the region was previously based on ivory and animal skins in return for glass beads, known from nearby earlier sites such as Bambandyanalo (also called K2), which existed from about 1030 to 1220.

Gold bovine figure from Mapungubwe. Department of UP Arts, University of Pretoria, Author provided

However, during the 13th century, gold increasingly became the most important trade export. Eventually it replaced glass beads as a symbol of elite wealth and power. The gold rhinoceros was buried with a member of Mapungubwes ruling royal elite, which further enhanced its symbolic power.

Found and suppressed

The golden rhinoceros did not emerge from its royal grave until the 1930s when a team of academic and amateur archaeologists from the University of Pretoria excavated a graveyard on Mapungubwe Hill.

Mapungubwe Hill as it appears today. JJ van Zyl/GFDL, CC BY

Three of the 27 burial sites contained considerable quantities of gold. The gold objects included animal figurines, such as rhinoceroses, a crocodile and fragments of other unidentified animals including two which were eventually reconstructed in 2009: an ox and a wild cat.

These figures were found alongside gold sceptres, a bowl considered by some to be a crown, bracelets, bangles, beads, nails, and discs. Significant information was lost due to the style of excavation (some of it was undertaken by inexperienced amateurs). Nevertheless, a rich picture of life at Mapungubwe has since been developed based on these and more recent excavations at the site and analyses of the excavated material.

The picture that has been revealed is of a socially stratified site with the elite living on a restricted access hilltop while the majority of the population lived beneath. The economy of Mapungubwe was based on cattle herding, agriculture, hunting and gathering, as well as long-distance international trade, as indicated by finds of Chinese porcelain.

Gold vessel thought to possibly be a crown. Department of UP Arts, University of Pretoria, Author provided

History denied

The power of the golden rhinoceros, and other finds from Mapungubwe, were again recognised in the 20th century. The ruling elite of that era, the white South African government, acknowledged their potency by marginalising them within official South African narratives.

The gold rhinoceros and other sculptures from Mapungubwe, and sculptures from related earlier sites such as Schroda and Lydenburg, presented a challenge to the colonial and apartheid ideologies that supposedly justified European settlement and white rule.

Fertility figurines found at Schroda in southern Africa. Ditsong National Museum of Cultural History, Author provided

This included the historical construction that South Africa was not populated when Europeans began to settle there in the 16th century and that black South Africans only arrived at the same time and only occupied a relatively small area of the country, leaving the remainder ripe for white settlement and ownership.

By contrast, pre-colonial sculptures demonstrated that black South Africans had occupied the region for a least 1,000 years before the arrival of Europeans. Although archaeologists knew about the objects they were reported in the press and some were exhibited (albeit with restricted access) their histories and the obvious implications of their existence were not incorporated into official histories.

Fame at last

The power of the golden rhinoceros was again recognised by the first post-apartheid administration in South Africa, the African National Congress (ANC). The ANC appropriated the golden rhinoceros for the new South Africa and held it up as evidence of a southern African Renaissance before the arrival of Europeans. In 1999 the gold rhinoceros was designated a National Treasure. In 2002 the ANC created the Order of Mapungubwe, the highest honour in South Africa, of which there are four classes: platinum, gold, silver and bronze. Nelson Mandela was the first to receive the highest of these awards, platinum. At the centre of the award is a representation of the gold rhinoceros.

Gold sceptre from Mapungubwe. Department of UP Arts, University of Pretoria, Author provided

Today, as the gold rhinoceros is about to leave South Africa for the first time to be displayed in the British Museums South Africa: the art of a nation exhibition, its powers to communicate are charged and enhanced again. In the exhibition it will sit on a world stage where it will again speak to new audiences about the importance of Mapungubwe, the pre-colonial past, the crimes of colonialism and apartheid and the ambitions of a contemporary South Africa.

John Giblin, Honorary Lecturer, UCL Institute of Archaeology, UCL

This article was originally published on The Conversation. Read the original article.

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Barack Obama Is Set To Make A Huge Announcement On Alien Life Before He Leaves Office

It’s going to be weird to see Obama leave office. Not that I really care for American politics (it confuses and bores me) but, when you look at the new options, you can’t help but be reminded of this…

Happily though, Obama’s going to be cool one last time before he leaves office as, as the Mirror has it, he’s“close to making a groundbreaking announcement regarding UFO and extra-terrestrial activity before he leaves office.”

Stephen Bassett, executive director of US-based Paradigm Research Group (PRG), has said that he think the announcement is going to be huge.

You know what people are hoping for, they want Obama to do one last speech and, at the end, say “Ladies and gentlemen, before I go, I’d like to introduce you to someone…” and then he’d pull a curtain open and there’s be a little green man with his little space dog.

But. to be honest, it’s probably going to be “We saw what we think might have been bacteria fifty-billion years ago in a planet we’ll never have any hope of going to!” Don’t get me wrong, that’s still a good thing but, personally, I’d find it hilarious if he went “We searched all of space – literally all of it – and there was nothing. We’re alone” or “We met God. Was pretty chill“.

Bassett told the Daily Express:

ET is real.

We are going to get disclosure this year. I am not sure who will win the election, but I think Obama will be the disclosure president.

He will be looking at a Nobel Prize for making an announcement like that.”

At least he seems enthusiastic.

What do you think? Let us know in the comments!

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Community Post: A Celebration Of Popcorn

1. Popcorn takes snacking to another level.

2. You can eat it while on the go.

3. You can eat it while watching a movie.

5. It comes in caramel…

9. And dipped in chocolate…

11. Or drizzled in chocolate.

12. It can be made into gold necklaces…

13. Or hung around the tree.

14. You can never have enough popcorn.

15. Popcorn is delicious.

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When They Found A Lost Puppy, This Girl Made The Cutest Case For Keeping Her

Finding a lost dog can be one of the hardest days of any parent’s life. Not because they have to figure who it belongs to, or find a place for it for a few days. No, it’s because their kids will want to keep the pup, and they’re willing to do anything to get what they want.

Watch how this dad handles the tough situation when his daughter presents a compelling case for keeping this poor puppy:

She is pretty convincing…I’ve gotta admit! But Dad has a point — some other family is very sad that their little pooch is gone. Hopefully they found her home not long after!

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10 Animals Known Only From A Single Specimen

A glow-in-the-dark cockroach, an omen of death from Maori legend, and a parasitic wasp named after a controversial pop singer may not seem to have much in common, but they are among the species known to science only by their holotype. In other words, only a single specimen of these creatures is known to exist. Such animals are not as rare as might be expected—The Encyclopedia of Life lists 61 such species. Some of the animals are likely lost forever, though others may still exist. The list does not include hybrids bred in captivity such as the Indian/African Elephant hybrid.

(Note: Images on this list are intended to be illustrative or are photos of near relatives, but obviously are not actual photos of the exceedingly rare animals in question.)

10 Liverpool Pigeon


The origin of the pigeon is mysterious as there was no locality or collection data with the specimen, and much of what is written about it is guess work. Also known as the spotted green pigeon, it gained its more common name from the museum it is housed in. The bird’s diminutive wings suggest it lived on a small island with few natural predators, and its green color suggests it was a forest dweller. Tahiti was a popular destination for collectors at the time, so this is a possible place of origin. Debate is still ongoing as to whether the pigeon is the mysterious titi—described by Tahitians as a green and white spotted bird—or if titi is just a general name for birds of this genus. Early observers of the bird, Rothschild among them, suggested a link with the Nicobar pigeon—said to be the only living relative of the dodo—but once again this is open to debate.

The pigeon’s history once reaching England is better known. The 13th Earl of Derby purchased the bird from a Major Davies, and it formed part of his massive collection at Knowsley Hall in Merseyside. The collection also included the holotype of the night parrot and one of only two known specimens of the New Caledonian Nightjar, as well as many living animals and birds. When the Earl died in 1851, his collection was bequeathed to Liverpool and it became the foundation of The World Museum in that city.

The bird was most recently put on display in the museum in 2008, the same year it was declared extinct by birdlife international. Originally, two specimens of this bird were collected, but as one was lost shortly afterwards and before it could be described, it still fits the criteria for this list.

9 New Ireland Stingaree


It is somewhat ironic that a number of these species have more names than specimens. The New Ireland stingaree, aka the black-spotted stingaree, is known to science only from a juvenile male found in the Bismarck Archipelago of New Ireland, Papua New Guinea during an expedition between 1822–25. Its Latin name, Urolophus armatus, means “armed.” This refers the fact that this stingaree is unique among stingrays in having dermal denticles, which are tough scales similar to teeth that provide protection against predators.

The creature was taken to a museum in Paris and described by Mueller and Henle in 1841, but it is not recorded where it is now. Scientists have requested any further specimens caught should be donated to museums. As the holotype is a juvenile, much about the species—such as longevity and maximum size at maturity—remain unknown. There is also insufficient information as to its current status, as the location it was observed is one of the least frequently surveyed areas on earth, though surveys in adjacent areas have not produced any further specimens.

It is not known if the fish is extinct or if its habitat requirements are within a very narrow geographic range. If it is extinct, it is not through overfishing as there is little fishing activity in its locality. However, oil and gold exploration in the general vicinity could be a potential threat to the wildlife of the area.

8 Mauke Starling


When naturalist Andrew Bloxam of HMS Blonde shot a kingfisher, a pigeon, and starling on a short visit to Mauke in the Cook Islands in 1825, it is unlikely he realized the enduring mystery the starling would cause.

The skin of this specimen, which is housed in The Natural History Museum in London, was labeled 12.192 and informally referred to as the “mysterious starling.” For a long time, no one knew the bird’s history, and it was erroneously believed to have been collected on Cook’s second voyage. Mislabeling and renaming of the specimen added to the confusion. In 1986 Storrs Olson, an American ornithologist at the Smithsonian, gained access to Bloxam’s original diary. He noted that Bloxam’s descriptions and measurements matched the surprisingly well-preserved specimen and the pieces of the puzzle were finally put together. Today, the bird is recognized as a distinct, valid species.

Ornithologists did not visit Mauke again until the 1970s, and there were no further recordings of any bird matching the starling’s description. It is considered extinct, thought to be caused by predation by introduced rats, which were common on the islands even in Bloxam’s day. It is not known what happened to the kingfisher and pigeon, which were shot, though the latter is thought to have been the only example of the now extinct Mauke fruit dove.

7 Delcourt’s Giant Gecko


The largest extant gecko is the New Caledonian giant forest gecko, which grows to 36 centimeters (14 inches). At 62 centimeters (2 ft) long, Delcourt’s giant gecko, known only from one incomplete taxidermy mount, is almost twice as large.

It was first recognized as a new species in 1986 and fittingly named after the herpetologist at The Marseille Museum of Natural History, where it was on public display. Alain Delcourt first took serious notice of the gecko in 1979. Until then, it had resided in the museum for at least a century being viewed by visitors unaware of its significance. There was no locality or collection data with the mount, but it is believed to have been collected between 1833 and 1869. No museum records survive from this time, so this seems a plausible reason for the lack of documentation. However, it could date from as early as 1819 to when the museum opened to 1902, when record keeping became more stringent.

Scientists agreed its point of origin was Pacific. As the mount was in a French museum, New Caledonia was first suggested as the gecko’s habitat. However, its resemblance to the brown forest gecko makes New Zealand a more likely country of origin. It is here that cryptozoologists might take interest. The giant gecko bears a remarkable resemblance to the kawekaweau of Maori folklore, which was said to be about 62 centimeters (2 ft) long, “as thick as a man’s wrist,” and a rusty brown color. They were also said to be omens of death. Tales of these creatures date back to Captain Cook’s travels to the area in 1777, and while a couple of giant reptiles were captured at this time, they were lost. We do not know if they were the kawekaweau, the giant gecko, or something else entirely. In 1870, a Maori chief is said to have seen a live one and killed it. There are no further sightings until the 1990s.

The mount was briefly sent back to New Zealand as part of the celebrations for the 150th anniversary of the signing of the Treaty of Waitangi. Respected biologists, such as Dr. Anthony P. Russell and Dr. Aaron M. Bauer, believe the two creatures to be the same. Until another specimen is found, however, we will never know if they are right.

6 Percy Island Flying Fox


As the name suggests, the holotype of this bat was found in the Percy Island group off Queensland, Australia. Captain Denham of HMS Herald observed the animal in the latter half of the 19th century, but reports differ as to the exact year. The date of its collection is not the only area that scientists disagree on. Reports from the 19th century state that the bat was plentiful on these islands, yet others are uncertain if the specimen originated there, or even if it is a distinct species. Some scientists believe the creature, also known as the dusky flying fox, was a windblown small flying fox from The Louisiade Archipelago. The Solomon Islands have also been put forward as a possible area of origin of the species. Coincidentally, another bat also known from a single specimen, the Nendo tube-nosed fruit bat, did originate from the Solomon Islands.

The disagreements over the animal’s origin and taxonomic status have resulted in it being removed from the Convention on International Trade in Endangered species in 2001. The Australian government no longer recognizes the bat as a valid species.

There were unconfirmed reports in the early 1990s that a colony of the bats was living on nearby Akens Island, but searches proved fruitless. The only known dusky flying fox is a taxidermy mount in The British Museum.

5 Luchihormetica Luckae


Although this cockroach is referred to as one of the top new discoveries of 2012, it was actually studied and formally described using a single specimen collected in 1939.

The cockroach is rare among land animals in being luminescent. Rarer still, this bioluminesence is not used to communicate or attract a mate as it is with fireflies, but to mimic the toxic click beetle to avoid being preyed on. The species is also the only example of asymmetrical bioluminesence. This visual anomaly gives the cockroach the appearance of a Star Wars character.

By using technology not available 70 years ago, scientists were able to scan the adult male cockroach and came to the conclusion that luminescent land animals are much younger than their marine counterparts.

Sadly, its seems this particular cockroach is not as hardy as people imagine them to be. The part of Ecuador where the cockroach was found was destroyed by the Tungurahua volcano in 2010. This—combined with the ever growing urbanization of the area—means scientists fear the cockroach is already extinct. So, unless other specimens are found accidentally, the strangely beautiful insect will be truly one of a kind.

4Golden Moles


There are 21 species of golden mole, many of which are endangered. Despite their name and appearance, they are only distantly related to true moles.

Due to their subterranean nature, they have proved rather elusive to science, two species particularly so. The Somali golden mole (Calcochloris tytonis) is known only from a partial skeleton found in an owl pellet in 1964. Visagie’s golden mole (Chrysochloris visagiei) is a bit more tangible. The type specimen was found in 1950 on an estate in Gouna in South Africa and named after the landowner. As no further specimens have been found, despite several field trips to the area, there is some suggestion that there was an error in recording provenance or that the creature was transported there naturally by floodwaters from the Renoster River. The adjacent areas are deemed unsuitable habitats for the burrowing animals, so perhaps these theories are true.

As the type locality has changed dramatically since 1950 due to agriculture, scientists believe the mammal has likely become extinct. However, Van Zyl’s golden mole (Cryptochloris zyli) was also known from a single specimen collected in 1938, until a second was found in 2003.

3 Cyclops Long-Beaked Echidna
(Sir David’s Long-Beaked Echidna)


Unlike many of the other creatures on the list, scientists are hopeful that this animal still survives and it is listed as critically endangered rather than extinct by IUCN. It is named after the respected British naturalist Sir David Attenborough and known only from a slightly damaged specimen, which was found in 1961 in the Cyclops Mountains of Papua New Guinea by Dutch explorers. The creature now resides in Leiden Natural History Museum in the Netherlands. It is the smallest breed of echidna, all of which are threatened species, and is believed to be endemic to one mountain peak in the area.

In 2007, researchers discovered fresh tracks and feeding holes—or “nose pokes”—made by the creature. Local hunters also state they have they have seen—and most likely eaten—the animal as recently as 2005. As the feeding holes were found at a much lower level than where the holotype was found, scientists are hopeful there are more specimens higher up the mountain. However, no further specimens or partial specimens have been found.

The animal has subsequently been given special attention by EDGE to raise awareness it. There is also ongoing work with locals to persuade them to not hunt and eat them. This conservation program launched by London Zoological Society aims to protect genetically distinct animals and includes nine other species, including the Yangtze River dolphin.

2 Nechisar Nightjar


This species takes being known from only specimen to extremes, as it is known from a single wing—hence its Latin name, solala, meaning “only a wing.” Unlike the other birds on this list, it did not meet its demise at the end of a Victorian explorer’s gun, but was likely hit by a car in the Nechisar Plains, Ethiopia. The wing was taken from the decomposing body and brought to the Natural History Museum in London.

It is believed to be from female or a juvenile male and is described as being unlike any other nightjar. The wing has large buff spots and a buffish-white band. It is believed to be endemic to the Nechisar plains and is considered vulnerable due to its small range. The National Park the plains are situated in are no longer protected the way they were in the 1980s and early 1990s, and illegal settlers in the area actually caused a fire that resulted in severe damage to the habitat in 1998.

However, as with the previous entry, there is hope that more specimens can be found. In 2009, a number of bird watchers traveled to the region of Ethiopia where the wing had been found. They liken their adventures to those of Victorian times, but they only wanted to shoot the bird with a camera. The explorers reported seeing a bird with similar coloring to the nightjar and remain convinced they saw one, but with only blurry photographs as proof, the enigmatic “only a wing” nightjar remains true to its name.

1 Lady Gaga Braconid


This tiny insect hit the headlines in 2012 and proved controversial not just due to its name, but also the methods used to identify it. The female specimen was found in Chae Son National Park in Thailand during a three-year survey of 25 Thai national parks. Hundreds of other species were found in the survey, and they were all described using “turbo taxonomics”—a type of DNA barcoding which provides speedy identification for newly discovered species. Previously, formally describing species could take decades, but this new method—which uses a short DNA sequence from the genome—streamlines the process. The system has its supporters and detractors.

As for the 5mm (.1 in) insect itself, scientists have discovered it is a parasitic wasp which likely lays its eggs inside its prey’s head, which devour their prey from the inside out upon hatching. Lady Gaga does not seem to have commented on this dubious honor. The name chosen for the wasp has left many people scratching their heads, as there does not seem to be an obvious reason for the choice. Some commentators have declared the name not “nerdy” enough, while others see the humor and suggest it is a way of encouraging a younger crowd to taxonomy. Publicity seems to be the most likely reason, and as it is this creature and not one of the 178 others which hit the headlines, it seems to have worked.

This would not be the last time Lady Gaga would give her name to scientific breakthroughs. In October 2012, 19 species of fern were named after Ms. Germanotta. In this case, scientists defended the name, stating that the singer’s work promoting gender equality makes her an appropriate person to give her name to the gender-changing ferns.

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This Severely Neglected Dog Was Nearly Blind, Now She’s Getting The Love She Needs

Poor little Sasha here didn’t ask for the tough life she’d been dealt. But like so many other dogs, she’d been abandoned by her family and left to fend for herself on the cold streets.

When the amazing people at Vet Ranch Rescue came across Sasha, she was living in a shelter. The sweet pooch was suffering from a debilitating eye condition and if they hadn’t decided to intervene and take her into their loving care, she’d surely have been put down.

Watch as Dr. Kerri helps Sasha with her many medical problems — you’ll be amazed by her transformation!

I was fighting back the tears while watching that. I’m so happy that Sasha’s story seems to have a happy ending. Every dog deserves our love and care.

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From a sassy bobcat to a shocked tiger — Appallingly bad taxidermy [12 pictures]

As if taxidermy weren’t creepy enough, done badly, it’s terrifying. The folks at Bad Taxidermy are serving up the stuff of nightmares if you can bear to look.

There’s the sassy bobcat, the drunk polar bear, the bug-eyed fox, the winged house cat, the tiger who stares agog at the company he’s keeping among these bastardized beasts, and more. Enjoy…

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(via Death and Taxes)

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